I had no idea about the Original Pancake House. It’s no Pancake Pantry but it’ll do. (Taken with instagram)

I had no idea about the Original Pancake House. It’s no Pancake Pantry but it’ll do. (Taken with instagram)

And another one (Taken with instagram)

And another one (Taken with instagram)

This haircut was begging me to take its picture. (Taken with instagram)

This haircut was begging me to take its picture. (Taken with instagram)

(Source: kileyjenner)

I do this shit

I do this shit

Cross Out What You’ve Done

Had Beer.

Smoked an entire cigarette.

Done drugs.

Wrote on a bathroom wall.

Read a George Orwell book.

Had a physical fight.

Used Twitter.

Listened to Lady Gaga.

Been in a car accident.

Gotten suspended.

Gotten expelled.

Been allergic to something.

Got a computer virus.

Touched a real gun.

Had a dog.

Had a cat.

Been pregnant.

Camped out.

Swam in the ocean.

Wore a bikini.

Driven a car.

Been sent to the principal.

Ever liked someone.

Failed a class.

Failed a test.

Went to summer school.

Got worse than a D.

Got A’s, A’s and B’s.

Read an entire book.

Recorded my own music.

Had an xbox.

Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.

Wore fishnets.

Wore skinny jeans.

Hated someone.

Been cheated on.

Cheated on someone.

Worn makeup.

Lied to my parents about where I was going.

Had surgery.

Had my license.

Been to college.

Graduated high school.

Attempted suicide.

Self harmed.

Worn colored contacts.

Painted my nails black.

Broken someone’s heart.

Had my heart broken.

Cried for an hour straight.

Lost something very valuable.

Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.

Broken a bone.

Gotten stung by a bee.

Eaten something bad/expired.

Threw up from being so drunk.

Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.

Danced with someone of the opposite sex.

Owned an ipod.

Owned an iphone.

Fell for a best friend.

Went far away from home for more than a week.

Moved out.

Ran away.

Had food poisoning.

Had a job.

Been fired.

Lied to a friend.

Lied to a family member.

Had a Facebook.

Posted a video on YouTube.

Started a rumor about someone.

Talked bad about someone.

Dropped out of school.

Deliberately failed a test.

Been skinny dipping.

Counted to a million.

Counted to a thousand.

Ate rabbit meat.

Ate duck meat.

Had fast food.

Been to Church.

Been to Canada.

Been married.

Had a divorce.

Broke a glass.

Texted someone today.

Received a phone call today.

Threw something out of the window.

Ignored a text from someone on purpose.

Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.

Wish you were somebody else.

Kissed someone.

Bye Khloe :’-(

Bye Khloe :’-(

I’ve become pretty reliant on my morning cup of Joe (Taken with instagram)

I’ve become pretty reliant on my morning cup of Joe (Taken with instagram)

Even though my gel manicure is almost 2 weeks old, I am still quite pleased. (Taken with instagram)

Even though my gel manicure is almost 2 weeks old, I am still quite pleased. (Taken with instagram)

I suggest you buy a pack of pencils, and get it poppin with those fuckin’ erasers bitch!

Kevin Hart

Its true. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Its true. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Although I would love to be in Austin at SXSW, American Express made my night with the Jay-Z Sync Show. 

The one thing missing in my life…


Yep, peanut butter and jelly.

The one thing missing in my life…

Yep, peanut butter and jelly.

Today is my lucky day. #BiWinning

Today is my lucky day. #BiWinning